I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling and crying to myself as I watch my favorite tv shows, than being out in the uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the good time of my life with boring people, who don’t know a thing about me, who don’t care about me, who do pointless things.
Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]
*jon snow travels to outer space*
aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard.